1Vending Machines Are Evil
When you think about all the capitalist evils in the world, vending machines have to be quite high up on the list. Eager to take your money with their overpriced sweet treats, there is nearly always an issue when it comes to delivery or payment.
We all know the hollow feeling of the machine rejecting your solitary $1 bill, as well as the rage-inducing moment the machine opts to only half-release your bag of chips. In short, vending machines were probably invented by the same dude who made the claw machine in arcades. Evil.
While in their barracks’ laundry room, a reddit user found this note taped on a vending machine recounting a particularly upsetting incident involving a honey bun.