OMG, What Did Confucius Say!

There are thousands of Confucius say quotes out there.  I’ve removed all the stupid ones and 93% of the sexist ones. Even all the ones about farts. What’s left  is this list of the most witty, intelligent, and actually funny Confucius say quotes.  If you want to conquer the world you need to memorize these quotes and spit-them-out whenever it’s your turn to talk during very important business meetings. Say them slowly, quizzically, and with intense glaring passion. You will impress with your vast wisdom and surely be promoted to the head of some department which is a pretty good start for any overlord during these tough economical times. If you don’t see your favorite…add it in a comment!


Man who not poop for many days must take care of back log.